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This foreign man is sitting in a bar and notices two lovely women across the way. He calls the bartender over and in a thick accent and somewhat broken English says, ”I like to buy those ladies drinks.” The bartender replies, “It won’t do you any good

> The 1st Affair > > A married man was having an affair > with his secretary. > One day they went to her place > and made love all afternoon. > Exhausted, they fell asleep > and woke up at 8 PM .

It is time to do a comparison between two things treasured by men, beer and pussy A beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer. A beer tastes horrible served hot. A pussy tastes better served hot. Advantage: Pussy

I parked my little car in the tree-lined suburban street, took the folder of papers from the passenger seat beside me, walked up to the front door of the well-kept detached house and rang the bell, hearing its chimes echo distantly inside

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Hii guyss everyone dis is a real storyy about my MOM.. I belongs to a asian family . My dad has been expired and me and my mom is alone frm last 6months.so after my dad's death we shifted to u.k. England.we used to live on rent house one bedroom as we was not having much money

John just graduated from clinical psychology and opens his first office. After some successful advertising he is astounded to have nearly 300 people wanting to be in group therapy. John decides to rent a big hall and invite the entire group

please excuse my spelling mistakes and abreviations im not a good speller n i dont like realy long words..

A man who ran a convience store hired a young girl in her early 20's. She seemed well qualified but he just didn't seem to trust her. That night he left her to do the all night shift by herself. He didn't feel right about it but he knew he could check the security tapes in the morning

How to Shower Like a Woman 1. Take off fourteen layers of clothing you put on this morning. 2. Walk to bathroom wearing robe and towel on head. If you happen to see boyfriend/husband along the way, ignore juvenile "turban-head" jokes and run to bathroom. 3

One day God called Adam to him and said: "Adam, I have some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?" "The good news," replied Adam. "Well, the good news is I gave you a penis and a brain." "OK.." said Adam warily

A police officer was patrolling the highway when he sees a guy tied up to a tree, crying. The officer stops and approaches the guy. "What's going on here?", he asks. The guy sobs, "I was driving and picked up a hitchhiker

A Penis Study In 1991, Duke University funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After one year and $180,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the Man more pleasure during sex

i'm james whats your name" then i roll my eyes and say "piss off" and walk away but he runs up and slaps my butt and say "where you going *puusssy* cat" then i slam him and say "touch me again and then your gonna know excately where a pussy cat's goin,strait up your ass now go masterbate to a chair"

Growing up with a single mother and two older twin-sisters is a pain in the ass. All three of them try to spoil me with their love and I loved the attention I got from them until I hit puberty