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A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!" he replies

Everything wrong with “Wizards of Waverly Place” by Klue Fiction, Blowjob, Cum Swallowing, Female solo, Incest, Masturbation, Teen, Teen Male/Teen Female, Virginity This is a story about the Disney show Wizards of Waverly Place and the Russo family

“Hi can I speak to Princess please”?---“Is that you Donna honey” said Mrs Blake

just some jokes i know of 1.) there were three men in a club, and along comes a sexy waitress, the 1st guy licks a tenner and sticks it to the waitress' left ass cheek. the 2nd man, licks two tenners and sticks them on the waitress' right ass cheek

The telephone rings and Mr’s Blake answers knowing it will be Donna wanting to talk to Princess about the wonderful fucking she had during Beths incestation celebrations. “Donna honey Princess is up in her bedroom placing cameras

Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Because if all of them went it would be hell. How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer? None. It should be open by the time she brings it

Q. What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy? A. A red headed bitch with a yeast infection. Q. Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe? A. They're called Dikes. They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off! Q

25 Good Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Women 1. You can enjoy a beer all month long 2. Beer stains wash out 3. You don't have to wine and dine beer 4. Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play baseball 5. When you beer goes flat, you toss it out 6

A man and woman were dating and he asked her to marry him. She told him to prove his love to her she wanted him to get her name, Wendy, tattooed on his penis. When it was erect is said Wendy and when it was limp if said Wy

Does any of this sound somewhat familiar? 1 star hangover * No pain. No real feeling of illness.. Your sleep last night was a mere disco nap which is giving you a whole lot of misplaced energy. Be glad that you are able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched

Not all SEX-jokes, but there is no category for "normal (ie NON sex) jokes so ..

1. I was sitting on my own in a restaurant, when I saw a beautiful woman at another table. I sent her a bottle of the most expensive wine on the menu

Top Ten Things To Say About a Christmas Gift You Don't Like 10. Hey! Now there's a gift! 9. Well, well, well 8. Boy, if I had not recently shot up 4 sizes that would've fit. 7. This is perfect for wearing around the basement. 6. Gosh

Once, a curious 5-year-old heard her parents arguing. She eavesdropped as they called each other names like bitch and bastard. She interrupted and asked them what a bitch is and what a bastard is. Her mother told her that a bitch is a woman and a bastard is a man

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon