Sex Joke - Page 4

We all have had own individual experiences as to how we introduced to wonders of sex be by others or by ourselves. This may have happen early in our lives or other times on our way tp sexual maturity. My experience began at age 10

I learned when I was fourteen how much my body can give me pleasure. I also learned that it was absolutely nothing to be ashamed of. For as long as I can remember, I masturbated

If you're going to go down, go down with style. Failing your final exam can actually be an amusing experience, depending on what you make of it. Here are some suggestions * Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes

Background: Daddy's little “Kitten” always loved her big ‘Pa-Pa’. While growing up, (affectionate & effeminate) girl believed inherited mother's marriage vows, to love, care, and provide for each other, as best they can

Jesus loves you, but I think your an asshole! Zero to dick in 60 seconds. Very Funny Scotty, now beam up my clothes Madness takes its toll--please have exact change ready

New girlfriends have the advantage that they have no previous bad experiences to project on you, but the disadvantage that they will rarely be old enough to open their own checking account

Your mom's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion. Your mom's so fat, when she dances the band skips. Your mom's so fat, I have to take a bus a train and a cab just to get on her good side. Your mother's so fat, her clothes have stretch marks

Ok, so let me start by saying that heaven has gotten far too crowded lately, and as such God was forced to change the rules of admission. Now, not only does one have to live a good life, repent for their sins, and accept Jesus, but they also must have a real shitty day the day they die

Every thing wrong with “An incest birthday” by nivek_88 Fiction, Consensual Sex, Incest, Teen Male/Teen Female Introduction: this is my first story, let me know what you think, positive and negative comments welcome Ever since i can remember, me and my twin sister were like best friends

An older guy Me and my girlfriends go to the movie theater just about every weekend. We like to tease the employees and customers by wearing VERY revealing clothing. I consider myself to be pretty

Every thing wrong with “An incest birthday chapter 2“ by nivek_88 Fiction, Consensual Sex, Incest, Romance, Teen Male/Teen Female Introduction: since i got great reviews i decided to keep it going, comments welcome I went back to my room and just laid there

In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist: 'Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.' In a Japanese hotel: 'You are invited to take full advantage of the chambermaid.' Outside a Budapest dress shop: 'Dresses for ladies street walking

Online computer users often engage in what is affectionately known as "Cybersex". Often the fantasies typed into keyboards and shared through Internet phone lines get pretty raunchy

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary

Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get. Q. What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't? A. A navel. Q. What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine? A