The Ballad of The Legend of Johnny Fishturd Johnny Fishturd

Johnny Fishturd Johnny Fishturd

Who for so art thou be you now

Johnny Fishturd Johnny Fishturd

Johnny Fishturd Johnny Fishturd

We know only that which we've heard

Johnny Fishturd Johnny Fishturd

But second hand is better than

no hand at all,

Johnny Fishturd Johnny Fishturd

You got a big wang shlong

And you’re never wrong

You got a lesbo sneer

And you sure ain’t queer

You wear a trouser pants

When you’re out to dance

You got a flim flam scheme

And a panty seam

You dig a pink brassiere

And a corn cob ear

You’re a Cleveland steamer

And an anus reamer

Johnny Fishturd Johnny Fishturd