My Anus

My Anus is a flower

Which does doth daily bloom

My Anus doesn’t cower

When others preach its doom

My Anus is a crumpet

Come taste ye of its musk

My Anus is the trumpet

Which doth proclaim thoust dusk

My Anus is quite handsome

Come give it a tonguey kiss

My Anus is your ransom

Should all things go amiss

My Anus is quite gassy

Gastronomical distress

My Anus barks like Lassie

But then, I do digress

My Anus can be fragrant

Come and give it a deep long sniff

My Anus is your buddy

It’ll be there in a jiff

My Anus is rock for you

When things have gotten tough

My Anus tastes like chicken

Unlike your fishy muff

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