My Magical Mystical Helm

I have a magical and mystical helm,

It gives me points when I wear it to fish,

It doubles my wood cutting ability,

I wear the helm wherever I go,

It makes me invisible when I am being sneaky.

I have a magical and mystical helm,

It goes with the sword of slashing,

I use them to fight the red dragon lords,

With the magical shield of justice,

In my nap sack I have seven potions.

I have a magical and mystical helm,

It’s made of plastic and has big horns,

My friends shake their heads every day,

But I still have more runes than they do,

I teabag them like noobs to drive the point home.