I don't Know

I JUST DON'T KNOW

When I was young, I tried a girl

She said, "no," and we stopped hanging out.

Up alone, a machine I was,

Wanking twice a day!

What sex was I did not know

Could Google help me out?

All I knew was pubes of my own,

Does that mean I'm gay?

I began to scratch for anything,

anyone I could grab,

Guys and Gals wouldn't do,

Fortunately I moved away

And to this day, I still don't know

Whether I like guys or girls,

Too bad I cannot marry porn,

Because that would be okay.