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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up! Q. Did you hear that the new and politically correct name for "lesbian". A. It has been changed to "vagitarian". Q. What's the definition of "Tender Love?" A. Two gays with haemorrhoids. Q

Literotica.com, Lesbian Sex It was several hours before Jennifer's 21st birthday bash. She couldn't wait. She had been looking forward to this all week. "wow, I can't wait" she said with a smile. Then she started thinking of who was gonna be there

Three sisters wanted to get married, but their parents couldn't afford it so they had all of them on the same day. They also couldn't afford to go on a honeymoon so they all stayed home with their new hubbies. That night the mother got up because she couldn't sleep

Rugby Commentator: "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him." Motor Racing commentator: "The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical

This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. So the guy sits down next to her and pulls a small box from his pocket. He opens it and there's a frog inside

1.) What do you call a 90-year old man that can still madturbate? A.) Miracle whip! 2.)Why don't witches wear panties when flying? A.) To get a better grip on the broomstick! 3.)What's the quickest way to clear out a mens restroom? A.) Say "Nice Dick". 4

Do you live on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a cock. Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention. You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home

Q. What is the difference between "Oooh!" and "Aaah!"? A. About three inches. Q. What do you do in case of fallout? A. Put it back in and take shorter strokes! Q. Why do women have two holes so close together? A. In case you miss. Q

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